10 reasons why local tv is unbearable.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009 by yish
1. they shoot in studio. the problem lies with the rigid looking hdb flats with glaring pink/orange walls and ugly plastic flowers as decorations. and the ever so well lit living room.
2. the 1000 subplots they have despite the not so clear main plot.
3. the characters are as 2D as paper. she is the bitchy one. he is the kiasu one. period.
4. they wear stuff we will never ever wear in real life. ugly flowerly top and faded jeans berms which are most likely passed down from the previous century.
5. the actors speak like they are reciting a poem. esp when they are agitated.
6. there are only 2 type of people. those who live in semi-d and those in 1-room flat.
7. it is never funny. and their idea of humor includes throwing a mop at another person.
8. the theme song is by jeff wang, daren tan or chew sin huey. 新加坡沒有人啊？
9. the most common line is '你是不會了解的'.
10. okay. just stop the collaborations.
now i know why they called the 90s as the golden age of tv during the 45th gala. it is.. rather true. anw sebastian tan sang this. yay.
2. the 1000 subplots they have despite the not so clear main plot.
3. the characters are as 2D as paper. she is the bitchy one. he is the kiasu one. period.
4. they wear stuff we will never ever wear in real life. ugly flowerly top and faded jeans berms which are most likely passed down from the previous century.
5. the actors speak like they are reciting a poem. esp when they are agitated.
6. there are only 2 type of people. those who live in semi-d and those in 1-room flat.
7. it is never funny. and their idea of humor includes throwing a mop at another person.
8. the theme song is by jeff wang, daren tan or chew sin huey. 新加坡沒有人啊？
9. the most common line is '你是不會了解的'.
10. okay. just stop the collaborations.
now i know why they called the 90s as the golden age of tv during the 45th gala. it is.. rather true. anw sebastian tan sang this. yay.