林海峰是但噏踎低噴飯。

stand-up comedy by jan lamb. and this is damn funny. he's talking abt 'the departed'. actually deep down everyone knew that they shdnt have made the departed. they took the story, try to make it angmoh, in the end it wasnt here nor there. jan lamb is saying like they shd not have made departed, they shd jus have dubbed an IA english version.



so he gave examples of how they could have dubbed IA:

高音甜，中音準，低音勁，一句講晒：通透。
High 音 sweet, middle 音 perfect, strong bass, one word, transparent.

三年喇，三年又三年，三年又三年，十年喇，老細。
three years, three years after three years, three years after three years, ten years coming lar, boss!

如果你見到有人好唔專心咁望住你，但同時間做緊其他嘢，佢就係差人。
Remember this: If you see someone doing something without paying attention to it, but at the same time watching you, then he is a cop.

hahaha. damn funny.



eason chan's 浮誇. he changed the lyrics though.

你當我是浮誇吧
加班只因我很怕
我做牛我做埋狗吧
得到注意嗎?

其實怕被忘記 我只扮忙演吧
想休息都無請假
我份人算做勤力嗎
OT到爆炸

可惜我份糧沒有加, 做十年未加
呀...呀
我杯凍檬茶, 叫左十年未喝吧
別遺忘有人在為你聲沙
呀....