lightbulbs!?

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change alightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the newbulb,one fac to test it out, one fac to market it andone guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.


Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.....to compete with RJC.........

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change alightbulb?
A: The whole school.......one to screw it in andthe rest to cheer and wave flags and banners togive him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change alightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5JCs...

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to changelightbulb??
A: None......they use all their money to employYJC to do it for them. [ahahaha..]

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change alightbulb??
A: None.....only one teacher to tell them what alightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change alightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker..........[hmm..]

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change alightbulb??
A: None......Their physics is so bad that theymake the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change alightbulb??
A: Would they bother??

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change alightbulb??
A: None.....they believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change alightbulb??
A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change alightbulb??
A: Huh, wat litebarb ...

SBL..

woo.. gao tian qi again..


wah.. haha..

cant think of a nick.. so i came out with this strange one.. haha.. but this how i feel wah.. my life goes on man.. finally i'm lettin go of nanyang n try to become an acsian.. n snrs are nice!! :) haha.. we are havin de angel n mortal game with our snr class lah.. n hey.. my angel is terence n my mortal is terence!! haha.. we juz xiang ren this mornin.. actually i was like got yu gan maybe it's gonna turn out like tat.. hey.. i'm so zun.. i shd go be a taoist medium too.. but to tell ppl tat jade emperor n his gd frens are all in heaven not hell.. definitely not a garden in hell man.. sorry if i offend anyone lah.. paiseh.. heh..

yah.. n terence is de only person i noe from snr class.. haha.. so cute lah.. so now on we writin 1 letter.. to both our mortal cum angel..

yeah.. my sis juz found de ear stick i lost a wk ago.. tot i gonna say goodbye to it liaoz.. n now it's comin back.. hmm.. but well.. i'm leavin past things behind.. but i'll nv forget.. they are now part of my memory..

idol n v-day are comin.. haha.. yeah..

n i'm still listenin to B.A.D.. this is their best album ever lah.. really.. it's worth listenin even if u're not heir fans.. super nice.. n david tao n luo ta you's albums are also out.. both of de same genre.. only luo ta you is now scoldin taiwan like mad.. but hey.. it includes real nice oldies like 'wild lilies also have their summer' and 'board wrong bus'.. argh.. english translation for chi songs really sound so piang.. actually de title's quite nice one.. n david tao's ghost.. very got impact.. go listen.. :) gui! ni shi ge gui!!

oh man.. ppl can really change.. everyone from nygh 401 looks so diff now.. scary man.. tat's wat ppl meant by change when u go jc.. but hey.. i think i still look de same bah.. eh.. right? haha..

oh yah.. forgot to say.. wed was friendly with MI de bartley road one.. i was only sittin down to watch lah.. but i admit i'm lousy.. heh.. but it was real fun lah.. keep cheerin for ac n sing 'ac boleh'.. haha.. n ac won!! 39-32.. heard nxt mon guys hav friendly with nj.. but tat time got trainin leh.. how to watch? hmm.. see first lah..

n i haven say before.. i'm from 1SB5.. woohoo.. damn cool class.. haha.. we rawk yeh..
it's like 1 plus now n i'm still not asleep.. argh.. all because of stupid physics tutorial.. dear mr watever i cant rmb his name threatened us DC if we do not complete his hw.. like shit lah.. pia till now.. finally treatin myself with some nice mtvs.. haha..

oh yah.. CNY(yipee!) n v-day(moan..) is comin.. feel so strange lah.. v-day used to be damn fun.. dunno how it's gonna be like now.. actually if it's me i'll spend de whole v-day watchin qiang wei lah.. also dunno why..

n alex from B.A.D forever sound like his voice like nv break like tat.. a bit de strange.. n can ben speak english? his english sounds weird.. falala~~

oh yah.. heard a lot of juicy news recently.. woa.. everyone is so li hai.. i'm still rottin in ac lah.. except to try n find de shadow of my cavalon leader.. haha.. nvm lah.. i'm not hua chi.. oops.. la..

hohoho..

2nd time i'm bloggin in sch library liaoz.. argh.. this time is becoz i pon chi.. hee hee.. feel so bad now.. this time like got 5 ppl pon chi n 2 pon sch lah.. chi teacher will be so sad.. oh.. sigh.. oh yah.. went B.A.D autographs session on sunday.. fun fun fun fun fun.. haha.. n bought their album to get their autograph too.. actually there's quite little ppl lah.. they also not very popular.. not like 5566 or S.H.E lah.. but it's still very fun.. they sagn quite a lot of songs lah.. n yday geraldine helped me ask her fren from de B.A.D fanclub whether they smoke.. whee.. they dun!! i was smilin like mad lah.. durin phy prac.. coz i got the ans durin tat lesson..

n yday went to dig out wanyu from 1yr ago.. got B.A.D lah.. damn funny.. de one abt this curse so tat u will win big bucks durin mahjong sessions.. haha.. n they cursed danny.. ahaha.. i also dunno how to say lah.. juz tat i watched wanyu n laughed till 12midnight.. didnt slp well.. n came to sch slpin durin every single lesson lah..

gah.

i sound like a hua chi.. haha.. but nvm lah.. i'm proud of it..